Thursday, March 5, 2009

But I'm So Completely Normal

And also, I'm completely with it and on top of things.

I've been tagged again. Two people got me this time, Lisa and Brandi. It's been a while, but I'm just getting to it. Have I ever mentioned my mad procrastination skills?

I'm supposed to list six weird things about myself. I asked my girls, and they just looked at me like I was crazy!

1. I don't sing EVER in front of anyone other than my kids.

2. I am FAR from being a neat freak, but if certain things aren't the way I want them, I go berserk. Like if people leave their shoes out in the middle of the floor! Or too many bowls in the top rack of the dishwasher.

3. I fall asleep almost every single night on my sofa with the tv on. I'm not sure why I don't realize I'm ready to go to bed and go on up to my nice comfy king sized bed. I think it has to do with needing a little awake time without one or more kids nagging me about something.

4. I love to bargain shop and very rarely buy anything that's not on a clearance rack. And I mean a deeply discounted clearance rack. The True Religion jeans on the clearance rack at the Saks outlet? The jeans who's "deeply discounted" 50% off price was still $129? Those do not qualify. No, when I say bargain shopping, I mean like the Apt 9 denim bermuda short I got at Kohl's for $7.20 or the t-shirts from Tar-jay for $3.98. And I don't have a problem at all telling people my entire outfit costs less than $20.00. I'm actually pretty proud of it!

5. I just had a Lean Cuisine for lunch. I washed it down with some very sweet tea and followed it with a Thin Mint for dessert. And I wonder why I'm not losing weight.

6. I couldn't really think of a 6th thing. Then I went to my mail box and realized that for the third month in a row, I have received a copy of Latina magazine. I am not Latin. I did not subscribe to Latina magazine. I haven't a clue as to why I'm getting Latina magazine, but there it is for the third month in a row. Selena Gomez is on the cover this time. My girls will love it!

I'm not going to tag six more people. It's been so long, I'm sure everyone who I would have tagged has been tagged already anyway!


Oh Boy...Oh Boy...Oh Boy said...

hola, my latin buddy LOL!!!
great list. and what's the deal with not singing. like not even a big giant crowd, like at a concert!?!?!?!

Pajama Mama said...


That's an ode to your new layout in honor of my one year old baby almost nephew.

How did I miss this post, anyway?

I loved it. I laughed about the Latina magazine. That is about as funny as me getting BackYard Gardener in the mail and I never ordered it!!!! What's sad about that is that I was raised on a farm for Pete's sake but have no interest in yard work other than looking at how pretty it is when other people do it.

Ok. That's all.