Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


I (really) did not post a Not Me! last Monday, so I have two weeks worth of guilt to unload.

**I did NOT have to have a talk with the Princess' teacher about how she had to sit out recess and needed to write an apology note to her friend at school because she put a two inch nail in his chair. (She did NOT move the nail before he actually sat on it.)

**I was NOT somewhat taken aback by the teachers lack of concern over where, when and how my precious Princess found a two inch nail at school, in her classroom.

**I did NOT make said Princess write an apology to her friend and the teacher. Her apology to the teacher did NOT say, "I am sorry I got my name on the bord (board)." I am NOT convinced she's only sorry she got caught.

**I did NOT have to stick my finger down the Little Man's throat when he got choked on something he picked up off the floor. Nope, my floor is always spotless. I did NOT manage to push whatever it was further down his throat instead of being able to scoop it out. I did NOT spend the rest of the day worrying about what it was and if he would be able to digest it.

**I did NOT have yet another appointment with my sadistic oral surgeon. I did NOT go into it with high hopes that he would say it's time to set up the final step in this endless process. I did NOT actually hear the words, "Come see me again in a month."

**I did NOT send my girls off to a Girl Scout event from 10:30 - 2:00 on Saturday believing that they would be offered something for lunch. I did NOT pick them up only to find out they had had nothing to eat but candy and cupcakes.

**I did NOT get TWO nights out this weekend. Without my kids!! I did NOT thoroughly enjoy every minute. My heart did NOT melt at the joy on my baby's face when I got home!

I'm sure there are more things I most assuredly did NOT do over the last two weeks, but that's all I can remember right now. What about you? What did you NOT do this week?