The Adventures of Bully Boy and Girly Girl

That's my Little Man and his new friend, my newest daycare kid. Here's the conversation I translated from his baby talk:

Little Man: Look, dirt and leaves and sticks and germs. Try it! It's delicious!

Girly Girl: EEEEEWWWWWWW!!! (That one required no translation on my part. She went half way up the slide backwards trying to get away from him!)

These two do NOT get along.

He touches her, she cries and says, "Hit. Arm. Boo boo."

I say, "He did NOT hit you. He wants to play with you."

He hits her on the head!

It's going to be a lllooonnnggg summer!