Not Me! Monday - Dr. Seuss Style

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not read Mr. Brown Can Moo
Not one time nor eighty-two.

I did not say, "Take your sister the book
She wants to read it, just go look."

I did not, did not ever say
"Mommy's tired, please go play."

I did not babysit with TV,
I would not do that, no not me.

My son doesn't throw things in the sink.

Things like diapers, toys and drinks.

I did not look and find a shoe

Floating in the water too!

I do not talk in this rhyming way

Over and over every day.

I do not think Dr. Seuss had a plan

to make moms go crazy, but I'm still a fan.

No, I did not read Mr. Brown Can Moo!

I did not do it, now what about you?

What, oh what, did you not do?

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