I did not wake two sleeping toddlers, lug them out to the car, buckle them into their car seats and drive to my 8 year old's school to pick her up only to realize that, "HEY, moron, it's Friday. She has girl scouts on Friday. You don't have to be here for another hour and a half."
I did not lose my cell phone.....again.
I am not old enough to be Taylor Lautner's mother. After seeing New Moon, I do not want to bring him home and stand him in a corner just so I can look at him.
I am not counting the days until Eclipse comes out in June!